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25 August 2008 @ 05:26 pm
My Wife, My Boss, aka the Monster [Chapter 3]  
Title: My Wife, My Boss, aka The Monster
Author: babycookie
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: 3/5
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack, Comedy, Possible MPREG?


Chapter 3

In the large yet quiet meeting room of ShimJjang Corporation, owned and operated under the guidance of CEO Shim Changmin, there sat only three men with heads hung low: Shim Changmin, Park Yoochun, and Jung Yunho. Obviously they had work to do but the problems of Yunho seemed a rather important matter at hand that could push aside work for the time being. Silence passed by after Yunho had reluctantly, shedding away his manly pride, revealed the mishap of his fate from last night between his two best friends and business partners.



Yunho sighed dejectedly like a defeated warrior. What could you expect from a grown, 6ft tall man who shamefully lost to a wimpy, less than 1 foot tall puppy in the battle for his lovely Boo?? Oh the shame of it all.



Changmin offered his consolation and he too sighed for his friend’s awful fate.



Only Park Yoochun sneered and rolled his eyes. Silence reigned infinitely until Yoochun slammed his fist down onto the solid desk that shook the inhabitants awake from their reverie. “You are a shame to all men Yunho. Scratch that, you are a shame to all the husbands in the entire world. How can you just let your own wife wrap you around his thumb like that? The worst of all is you lost to a goddamn dog!!!”



Yunho glared at his friend Yoochun with hatred in his eyes, snarling. “You just made me feel 100% better Park Yoochun. Thanks so much. So much for you being my friend.” There was sarcasm from Yunho no doubt about that.



Yoochun retaliated. “I am only telling the truth. Stand up and show your wife who is really the boss around the house. You are Yunho. You are the husband. You dominate your wife. Not the other way around. Stand up for yourself and to all the husbands in the world. Hell, you should even learn from me!” Yoochun formed a grin proudly.



Changmin butt in unexpectedly. “Learn from you?”



“How are you any better than me?” Yunho raised an eyebrow.



Scoffing for an answer, Yoochun began… bluffing. “I am the boss around my house. I tell my wife what to do and he does it obediently.”



“Really?” Now Changmin raised an eyebrow as well, skeptical of Yoochun’s words.



“Yes, I tell him what to do and what I do not want him to do. If he dares to disobey me, I would show him who is the boss. I am in control of him and he dares not say a word of protest. I could also hang around bars and stay out as late as I want and he’ll always be waiting at home for me like the obedient wife he is. He never dares to enrage or displease me, I’ll divorce him for sure and I know he is afraid of losing me. Hahaha!”



Yunho widened his eyes, his mouth was forming an O. “You are really an ideal representation of all the husbands in the world Yoochun. I envy you. I can never be like that. Jaejoong will surely kill me.”



Suddenly, Yoochun pulled Yunho by the collar and shook him crazily. “Don’t envy me Yunho and start taking action!!!!! Show your wife you own him. Do not let him have the upperhand over you. You must not shame men and husbands like us. Take revenge. Show them we are the boss!!! Show them we own them. Show them that without us, they are miserable and sad. We are the source of their happiness.” Yoochun said endlessly and his grip around Yunho’s collar was tightening that made it difficult for Yunho to breathe.



“Ok… ok… let go of ME!!!” Yunho choked out and Yoochun finally realized what he had been doing.



He released Yunho with a forced chuckled. “Sorry, I got carried away.”



Yunho regained his breath. He looked to Yoochun with grateful eyes and took the other’s hands into his own. He stared at Yoochun’s eyes tenderly. “Thank you Yoochun. Your words really motivated me to the most. I will take you as an example and stand up for myself.”



Yoochun became touched. He squeezed Yunho’s hands and mustered through fake sobs. “I am counting on you to rebel and fight for the rights of abused husbands like us Yunho. Stand up for us men Yunho. Show them we are their superiors!”



“What do you mean abused husbands like us?” Changmin inquired, watching the touching scene in front of him like a drama.



“Ummm…” Yoochun became tongue tied. Just then, his cell phone rang to disturb the touching moment between Hochun. Yoochun excused himself and took out his phone, looking at the caller ID.



“Shit.” Yoochun cursed silently when the name of his wife appeared on the screen… Junsu. He allowed it to ring a few times, hesitant if he should pick it up. Until Changmin pressured him to answer the call for it may be important.



Flipping open the receiver, Yoochun spoke softly into the phone. “Yes baby. Oh I am in a meeting right now. No no no… I am not out having fun with the guys. Believe me Junsu, I will never lie to you my precious little baby.”



Changmin and Yunho looked to each other. Why was Yoochun talking in such a submissive manner that was so different from the tone he used earlier when talking about his wife? Something was fishy. They whisked their heads back to the conversation of Yoosu.



Yoochun moved away to shield from his friends’ visions. “Yes baby, I heard what you said. I will pick up Inhwan after school on time and be home early. No, I said I am really at work. You got to believe me baby. Please… what? No don’t baby. Not the couch again…” Yoochun whispered so his friends would not hear. “I slept on the couch for the last two nights. All right, I’ll talk to you more later ok. Gotta get back to work. I love you Susu. What??? Not that…” He looked back to his friends and saw Yunho rolling his eyes and Changmin was stifling his chuckles. Sighing, Yoochun turned back to the phone and made quick smooching sounds onto the line before ending the call.



“What a liar Yoochun. You were just saying I was shaming all men and husbands in the world yet you are the same. You are letting your wife walk all over you.” Yunho crossed his arms over his chest, huffing in annoyance.



Yoochun defended himself. “Gimme a break. I can’t make Junsu mad. He will give me hell if I ever try to defy him. You should know how difficult it is to have a bossy wife. You have one yourself at home.”



“Then you should not have reprimanded me earlier!!”



“That was because you lost to a puppy!!!!!”



“Did not!”



“Did too!!”



The two bitched back and forth while Changmin listened attentively to the arguments from both parties. It was until he has had enough that he roared his voice to silence the two. “That is enough!!! Face it, you two share the same miserable and pathetic fate. Instead of standing here and fighting with each other, why don’t you two find a solution to fix the problems and make your lives easier?”



“Easier said than done.” Yunho huffed again, pouting and sitting down with a deep sigh.



Sighing deeply, Yoochun concurred with Yunho’s defeated thought. He dropped down onto the seat beside his friend, patting the other reassuringly. “At least I am luckier than Yunho. My wife gives me sex when I want it. I feel for you Yunho. Being denied sex by your own wife is the worse feeling in the world.”



Yunho nodded in return. He was still sour from the treatment he received last night. How could Jaejoong be so cruel to deny sex at such a fruitful hour? And all because of that stupid, mangy little dog.



“Shouldn’t we do something to help Yunho out? It sucks to see him down like this? Don’t you have any plan Changmin?”



Pulling the chair beside the two, Changmin dropped down for a seat, facing them with a serious look on his face. “Yunho, I think the reason why your wife is walking all over you is because you spoil him too much. You always attend to his commands and wishes that you have ultimately lost your manliness and manly pride around him. And most importantly, you have developed a need for him too much from what I suppose that he thinks you cannot be without him. He’s grown to dominate you over that prospect of thinking. I think what we need to do to help your situation is…”



“What… what is it?” Yoochun cut in enthusiastically.



Yunho hushed him. “Let him finish. What can you do to help me turn the table on the situation?”



Changmin contemplated for awhile. Yoochun and Yunho waited in silent anticipation. “Come on Changmin, what it is? Don’t keep us in suspense.”



“You cannot rush me. I am in the process of thinking of the perfect plan.”



Hochun sighed and waited.



They waited…



And waited…



A light bulb flashed on top of Changmin’s head and he grinned. “What we need to do is show Jaejoong that you do not need him.”



“But I do need him. I love him.” Yunho whined.



“That is why he always bullies you around endlessly. You need to let him know that he needs you and loves you more than you need him.” Changmin replied.



“All right so how do I do that?” Yunho asked finally.



“First I want you to start neglecting him.”



“Neglect him?”



“Do not answer his calls. Do not comply to all his demands. Do not do housework either. If anything, tell him to do it himself.”



“Uhh Changmin in case you did not notice, if Yunho could do all that. Do you think he’d be here asking our help?”



Yunho agreed profusely. “And I do not want Jaejoong to kick me off to the couch either. He’d kill me first thing if I were to do any of those stuff. Let’s just forget all this.”



“NO!” Changmin practically wanted to shout but kept his calm. He pointed a finger Yunho’s way and commanded, “As CEO of this corporation, your boss, and friend, I command you to do as I say and stand up for all the husbands in the world.”



“But…”



“NO BUTS!!! Listen Yunho, I will not sit back and watch you mar the reputations of men and husbands like us with your wimpy overly affectionate feelings for your wife. You will turn the situation around, making you the REAL boss of the house with my help. I will not take no for an answer. Anymore protests from you and say goodbye to your job here.”



Yunho dropped his mouth open. “Changmin, you don’t mean that.”



“I sure do.” Changmin replied.



“Come on Yunho!!! Be a man. Or are you too sissy and chicken to rebel?” Yoochun provoked.



“I am not a chicken or sissy!!” Yunho felt offended at the making fun of his manly pride.



“So you will listen to Changmin’s words and do as told?”



Yunho considered and saw Changmin glaring at him with intimidating eyes and Yoochun was pressuring him as well. “All right, all right. I’ll do it. But if Jaejoong gets too mad or hurt, we will stop this and things will go back to the way they were.”



Changmin smirked. “First step, ignore him. Show him that you do not need him as much as he thought.”



Right then, Yunho’s phone rang right on time. It was Jaejoong’s constant call daily to check on Yunho’s whereabouts. Usually, he always had to report back to his wife.



Yunho fished the phone from his pocket and it was indeed a call from Jaejoong. As he tried to answer the call, Changmin snatched the phone away from his hands. “Hey!” Yunho shouted as his phone was snatched away and turned off.



“Ignore him includes not returning his calls.” Changmin responded, still not returning the phone to its rightful owner.



“But he will be mad.” Yunho pouted, feeling bad from this.



“Exactly.”



“He will kill me when I get home.” Yunho thought of the worst.



“That is why you will then show him the manliness you still have in you that has been hidden all this time?



“Like what? Rape his wife?” Yoochun grinned maniacally.



“No you idiot.” Changmin rolled his eyes. “I will tell you how to deal with the situation to come at home.” And the tallest lad leaned close and whispered something inaudibly into Yunho’s ears. The other widened his eyes as the plan unfolds into his mind.



“But first, following the rest of our plan, to ensure success entirely. There is something else that needs to be done.” Changmin smiled and continued. “You will catch him having an affair or cheating on you with another person. On the spot, you will then confront the adulterous pair of adultery. By then, you can use any excuse to divorce your wife. If you propose a divorce, he will realize his wrongdoing all this time for taking advantage of your love. He will fear a divorce. He will realize how much he loves and needs you. He will then beg for your forgiveness and by that time, he will be wrapped nicely around your thumb. You can have your way with him however you want. Why? Because you are the boss of your wife!”



“Oh that is not a good idea.” Yunho’s blood began to boil at the thought of anybody coming close to his precious Boo. Hell he’d walk over and kill that person immediately if that were to happen. The veins in his body were popping, his eyes were already reddening with jealousy at the thought. “No one is coming near by BooJae. Over my dead body.”



“Do you want to be submissive to your wife for the rest of your life? Do you want to be called the shame of all men?” Changmin inquired.



“OF COURSE NOT!”



“Then shut the hell up and listen to the rest of the plan.” Changmin glared at Yunho angrily.



“But my Boo is faithful. He will never cheat on me.” At that thought, Yunho smiled in satisfaction. If one thing Kim Jaejoong was great at, it was his sense of faithfulness that Yunho had grown to love.



“Then that can pose as a bit of a problem.



“Aha! I got it!” Yoochun suddenly called out, scaring Changmin and Yunho. “If your wife is faithful, we can always hire someone to purposefully flirt with your wife and then we suddenly drop in and catch the two in the act.”



Yunho and Changmin thought about the idea. They were skeptical. Yoochun never had any good idea up his sleeves. But Changmin seemed to agree. “That idea actually sounds good. Yoochun, you are a genius.”



“I am?” Yoochun asked, feeling proud.



“He is?” Yunho asked disbelievingly.



“We will hire someone or have somebody to flirt or engage in immoral behaviors with your wife in broad daylight. That is where Yunho comes in and confront the adulterous pair. The rest, you guys already know…”



“Hmmm… I actually like the idea.” Yunho answered.



“But who should play the one to seduce your wife? It should be someone he does not know. A strange face but also someone who is reliable and trustworthy.”



Yunho looked to Yoochun cluelessly.



Yoochun looked to Changmin. O.o



Changmin pointed a finger on his chin, an action notable when he was thinking.



Who could play the seducer? O___o Hmmmmm…



The door clicked open and in walked Choi Siwon, the financial consultant of their corporation, working under Changmin. “Mr. Shim. I need your opinion over a few things that we need to discuss over the company’s finances for the past month and this month. I was wondering when you will have the time to discuss over the matter with me in details. This needs to be done shortly, without delay.”



Again a lightbulb flashed on top of Changmin’s head. He grinned and perused Siwon up and down.



Yoochun looked from Changmin to the subject of the matter and he too suddenly, nodded his head, smiling.



Yunho was still rather clueless toward the action of Yoomin, who were gluing their eyes onto Siwon.



Siwon was confused to the observant pair of eyes that were directing his way from Shim Changmin and Park Yoochun. “What’s the matter Mr. Shim? Is there something on my face?”



“Tell me Siwon, how good are you at the art of seduction?” Changmin posed a question.



“Wh-what?” Siwon stuttered, doubtful of what he heard.



Changmin turned to Yunho and Yoochun, smiling. “We’ve found our person for the job.”



TBC



Yes a rather long chapter compared to the first two, I want to end this fanfic in the next two chapters so the progression of the fic will be pretty fast. I hope I did not bore anyone with this chapter. I tried. T_T And I chose Siwon because I did not want to use Se7en. I always see him in Yunjae fanfics.
 
 
 
 

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